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The Bad Touch
by Bloodhound Gang

Album: Hooray for Boobies
Release Date: 1999-10-04
Added to Badave: 2008-03-03 by belowaveragedave
Genre Rock : Rap Rock
Badave Member Rating0 Interesting | (You must be logged in to rate songs)
Lyrics
**Intro**
Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
**End Intro**

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby 
sex is a texas drought Me 
and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm siskel, yes I'm ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hash browns
Come quicker than Fed-Ex never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel
Gettin' horny now

Love 
the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics - let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll lovet it just like Lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel
Gettin' horny now
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Additional InfoDuration: 4:20
Vocals: Bloodhound Gang
Instruments: Bloodhound Gang
Label: Geffen, Jimmy Franks Recording Company
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