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Mix Two Chemicals
by Below Average Dave
Parody of Love Foolosophy by Jamiroquai
Album: Single
Release Date: 2008-01-14
Added to Badave: 2008-01-14 by belowaveragedave
Genre Comedy : Parody
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Lyrics
Ooooh

Running Running
From my new concoction
Yeaaaah
Ducking Ducking
Blowing up the jars
Yeah Yeah
I took nineteen pounds of fresh Cal-Hypo
oooooo
What will it do?
How far will it blow?
Hope it's far!

When you mix, TWO, chemicals it's thrilling
'til you wreck the ceiling I (I've gone Mad Dude)
My last one almost made the news (I've gone Mad Dude)
First, turned BLUE
Next thing it was bubbling
Rapidly combusting and (I've gone Mad Dude)
My gloves, I had melted them too
So I think that was a clue

I mixed salt with a multi-colored paint set
Lordy Lordy
Hit me and I dropped cold
I cried out sickly as I lay in the hostpitaaaaal
Oh yes it's serious!
The doctor's furious!
'Cause my left leg is gone
Yet still I carry on

Now I mix, TWO, chemicals together
Don't matter what weather oh (I've gone Mad Dude)
My nose has just turned teal blue (I've gone Mad Dude)
I hurts, to CHEW!
Don't wanna be a felon,
My neighbors are yellin' and (I've gone Mad Dude)
My mug shot was on channel two
'Cause my hobby broke the rules

I like to mix compounds it's true, yeah
The cops said I'm breaking the rules (ruuuuules)
I'll still make a vial or two

Sulphuric

and Nitric

Glycerin

and stir it

Red, ZOOM, cyanide was flying
Through the air outside and now
I'm out of my mind, I'm a kook (I'm a Mad Dude)
If you, smell FUMES
You had best be runnin'
I don't know what's comin' and (I'm a Mad Dude)
My potions made frogs start to moo
So lately I'm not in the mood

My potions made frogs start to moo
So lately I'm not in the mood

Dude, I mix two chemicals
Can't you see it's fun to me
Woh

Dude I mix two chemicals (yeah)
Can't you see it's fun to me
Woh

I'm a mad dude
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Vocals: Below Average Dave
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