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| 1|| A|| B|| C|| D|| E|| F|| G|| H|| I|| J|| K|| L|| M|| N|| O|| P|| R|| S|| T|| U|| V|| W|| Y| It's the News by Below Average Dave Parody of No Excuses by Alice in Chains Album: Single Release Date: 2008-06-30 Added to Badave: 2008-07-01 by belowaveragedave Genre Comedy : Parody Badave Member Rating 0 Interesting | (You must be logged in to rate songs) Lyrics Man this bites The news at nine Too impatient to research what they find A crack ho Caught with Joe Smo Wasn't riding and she's fifty-two years old Every night a story on the news gets told I'll place them on the top shelf It's producers this I know Brit's a Preg Dumbledore's Gay Not amused, I don't care what Oprah weighs Heard this too Writer's feel screwed They want more money, I don't make half what they do Every week the same crap, it gets rather old I just keep talking to myself It's useless 'cause news blows (Long Instrumental Part) I was fine 'Til I heard this line Frozen Pizza, was recalled for E-Coli Never ends It's the new trend Exaggerate Report it anyway What is with all of the deceit that's told They have no more souls to sell It's confusing, that I know Currently Charting Chart History Purchase Get it on Additional Info Duration: 4:10 Vocals: Below Average Dave Instruments: Karaoke-Version Label: badave.com Writers: Below Average Dave Videos Comments Sorry, but you must be logged in to post a comment. Please Click Here to log in.

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